dorset lion 391 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 7 hours ago, Dimitri said: got stung on the tongue from a wasp yesterday,..Was at springwater fishery down by ayr didnt fish just went for a bevvy sesh,drinking from a bottle of bucky thought some c**t put a fishing hook in it & it got stuck to my tonue,lol,..was a wee wasp stinging away at my tongue ffs ended up having to gargle some vinegar left side of my heid was pounding,slight swelling,still f**cking sore this morning Make the most of it mate, a swollen tongue could put you in Mrs Dimitri's good books. Link to post Share on other sites
Colonel Putin Loyal 295 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 15 minutes ago, dorset lion said: Make the most of it mate, a swollen tongue could put you in Mrs Dimitri's good books. sluuuurrrrrp Link to post Share on other sites
AnneMc 265 Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 In Derry and passed a theatre that will be showing 'Celtic - the musical' later in the year. How random is that? Link to post Share on other sites
CornyAVFC 41 Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Is it a comedy ? Link to post Share on other sites
AnneMc 265 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 4 hours ago, CornyAVFC said: Is it a comedy ? Aye, 'The Comedy of Errors'... Link to post Share on other sites
dorset lion 391 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Had to go to my local Tesco earlier and was confronted by large billboards telling me Peter Andre was in store doing a book signing, after the initial "oh f*ck" me and Wifey decided it shouldn't be a problem, "who's going to turn up for that ?" said I......well after the never before known problem of struggling to find a parking space I had my answer, 100s of men and women ranging from teens to 50s.........who are these sad bastards ? Today was a rarity for me, I was ashamed to be English. Link to post Share on other sites
Colonel Putin Loyal 295 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, dorset lion said: Had to go to my local Tesco earlier and was confronted by large billboards telling me Peter Andre was in store doing a book signing, after the initial "oh f*ck" me and Wifey decided it shouldn't be a problem, "who's going to turn up for that ?" said I......well after the never before known problem of struggling to find a parking space I had my answer, 100s of men and women ranging from teens to 50s.........who are these sad bastards ? Today was a rarity for me, I was ashamed to be English. a rarity you say Link to post Share on other sites
dorset lion 391 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 32 minutes ago, Dimitri said: a rarity you say Yep, doesn't often happen, though the solution was simple........I drove straight home, stuck one of the wife's frocks on and pretended to be a Jock Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick 193 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 6 hours ago, dorset lion said: Had to go to my local Tesco earlier and was confronted by large billboards telling me Peter Andre was in store doing a book signing, after the initial "oh f*ck" me and Wifey decided it shouldn't be a problem, "who's going to turn up for that ?" said I......well after the never before known problem of struggling to find a parking space I had my answer, 100s of men and women ranging from teens to 50s.........who are these sad bastards ? Today was a rarity for me, I was ashamed to be English. I love Peter Andre Link to post Share on other sites
dorset lion 391 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 On 9/7/2016 at 0:53 AM, Patrick said: I love Peter Andre He loves you to Pat, he was asking after you when I got him to sign my book. Link to post Share on other sites
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