dorset lion 391 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 12 hours ago, Peever said: We are for sure not congested like how you are in England. Even in the "congested" parts of this town youll only see 5/6 houses from your window across from you. We live on the edge of the city though. Kind of like the Sutton Coldfield but not nearly as expensive haha. View out the front in the summer. All white and cold and sh*t now! I'm on the edge of town to mate, got a Golf Course about as far away as those woods in your photo. Don't fancy your woods much though mate, Bears sh*t in 'em.......worst I'm likely to get is hit by a golf ball. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Perth Villan 76 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 22 hours ago, dorset lion said: Grab ya coat Sheila you've pulled, doesn't count as foreplay cobber.....not in the northern hemisphere at least Do y'all wanna root! That's the longest foreplay you get over here buddy lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Colonel Putin Loyal 295 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 ffs peever ye cant hide money,check the size of those houses you must be f**cking loaded if i was a burd id f**cking marry ye,it does look very nice & relaxed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eastie 128 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 When your neighbour says your going to get it soon morph maybe she's planning on bedding you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eastie 128 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 36 minutes ago, Dimitri said: ffs peever ye cant hide money,check the size of those houses you must be f**cking loaded if i was a burd id f**cking marry ye,it does look very nice & relaxed Ask pat for his wig and heels mate and peev may be fooled by you until you drop your drawers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick 193 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eastie said: Ask pat for his wig and heels mate and peev may be fooled by you until you drop your drawers who the hell do you think I am eastie Rita or Sandra Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Colonel Putin Loyal 295 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 21 minutes ago, Eastie said: Ask pat for his wig and heels mate and peev may be fooled by you until you drop your drawers lol,..i better not put my housing estate up peevers makes mine look like the gaza strip lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick 193 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 13 minutes ago, Dimitri said: lol,..i better not put my housing estate up peevers makes mine look like the gaza strip lol the Gorbals aint that bad are they , tell you what , I'd love to go to canada and walk down the road singing Canadas a sh*t hole , I wanna go home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dorset lion 391 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Perth Villan said: Do y'all wanna root! That's the longest foreplay you get over here buddy lol Friend of mine was once trying to chat a bird up in the Pub and decided to woo her with flowers, he'd spotted some Roses outside but instead of picking a couple he ripped the whole bloody bush up Roots an all and walked into the Pub with it. Funny as hell watching him try to hand this bush to her with mud falling from the roots, she laughed but it was the only bush he got his hands on that night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dorset lion 391 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 19 minutes ago, Dimitri said: lol,..i better not put my housing estate up peevers makes mine look like the gaza strip lol I've been to the Gaza Strip mate, they would be well pissed off to hear you compere it to Scotland Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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