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7 hours ago, Dimitri said:

got stung on the tongue from a wasp yesterday,..Was at springwater fishery down by ayr didnt fish just went for a bevvy sesh,drinking from a bottle of bucky thought some c**t put a fishing hook in it & it got stuck to my tonue,lol,..was a wee wasp stinging away at my tongue ffs ended up having to gargle some vinegar left side of my heid was pounding,slight swelling,still f**cking sore this morning

Make the most of it mate, a swollen tongue could put you in Mrs Dimitri's good books.

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Had to go to my local Tesco earlier and was confronted by large billboards telling me Peter Andre was in store doing a book signing, after the initial "oh f*ck" me and Wifey decided it shouldn't be a problem, "who's going to turn up for that ?" said I......well after the never before known problem of struggling to find a parking space I had my answer, 100s of men and women ranging from teens to 50s.........who are these sad bastards ?

Today was a rarity for me, I was ashamed to be English.

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6 minutes ago, dorset lion said:

Had to go to my local Tesco earlier and was confronted by large billboards telling me Peter Andre was in store doing a book signing, after the initial "oh f*ck" me and Wifey decided it shouldn't be a problem, "who's going to turn up for that ?" said I......well after the never before known problem of struggling to find a parking space I had my answer, 100s of men and women ranging from teens to 50s.........who are these sad bastards ?

Today was a rarity for me, I was ashamed to be English.

a rarity you say:whistle

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6 hours ago, dorset lion said:

Had to go to my local Tesco earlier and was confronted by large billboards telling me Peter Andre was in store doing a book signing, after the initial "oh f*ck" me and Wifey decided it shouldn't be a problem, "who's going to turn up for that ?" said I......well after the never before known problem of struggling to find a parking space I had my answer, 100s of men and women ranging from teens to 50s.........who are these sad bastards ?

Today was a rarity for me, I was ashamed to be English.

I love Peter Andre 

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